Punk Rock Pocket Pussy

As a man, it isn’t fair. We can’t even talk sex without flirting with the line of machismo pervert. Could you imagine if men wrote on their blogs about sex toys with the indifference women can?

The time my kid found my pocket pussy is nowhere near as funny sounding as the time my kid used a dildo for a lightsaber.

Let’s pause right there. I don’t have a pocket pussy. That was what you would call an example. It doesn’t matter, you are now convinced of the PP existing.

It doesn’t even sound stimulating! I have experience with talking about toys with the wife.

“Oh baby, you want to use your toy tonight? You want a new toy?”

I feel like it wouldn’t be as sexy or kinky if we introduced a, for lack of a better term, “fuck hole”, into the bedroom. I don’t even know anyone who owns a pocket pussy! I know plenty of woman who write about their dildos and vibrators though, that list seems never-ending.

Do you think if a guy has a sex toy he could or would write about it? It almost makes me want to buy a pocket pussy and leave it out for people to accidentally find.

My pretty pink bedazzled pocket pussy: A love story.

Punk Rock Pocket Pussy

Sexual expression is a tricky subject to tackle, with me being the first to admit that I am completely out of my depths addressing it. I think, as far as sexual expression goes, men have not made it that far in writing. It is a tough line to tiptoe. As I try to walk the wire between crude dick jokes and purveying a point I can understand why there are not many male sex toy stories out there.

I did buy my wife a vibrator once, on a horny alcohol-induced trip to the sex shop.

Maybe I initiated that excursion, I won’t ever tell! I will say my wife has never thought that the kink our bedroom play needed might be a plastic hole. There has been a funny time where after a long night of debauchery, a left out toy became a sword momentarily for a toddler before said toy was snatched and sent back to its dark corner of the drawer.

Does it sit there in shame? Would a pocket pussy sit there in shame?

Hell no! A pocket pussy would be hidden under a DNA coded lock. On top of a retina coded lock. I would have a non-disclosure clause signed by the seller and would buy it in the dead of the night while wearing a disguise.

But, could you imagine the story of how little Timmy stuck thirteen army men in daddies cave toy?

Yeah, doesn’t have the dildo sword pizazz now that I read it out loud to myself.

My son stuck the tv remote in my pocket pussy and told me he found something to hold the remote!

What about a story about overfilling a blow-up doll, causing it to burst like a birthday balloon all over the place? We could call it, “Why You Don’t Use An AirBed Pump on Your Sex Dolls”

Would you read that? I wouldn’t. The person writing that is a pervert and irresponsible about it to say the least.

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18 comments on “Punk Rock Pocket Pussy
    • It is interesting the free sexual expression women get in blogging. I find no problem with it, write free ya know? It was just a subject I always wanted to broach. Thanks my Mother Truckin buddy, for reading and commenting!

  1. I think you’ve zeroed in…you need to buy one for inspriation. Just for blog fodder, obviousl, because we certainly don’t want you labeled ‘Pocket Pussy Guy.’ And that would just be weird.
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    • Thank you, I almost fell down the rabbit hole writing this. I wanted to keep it light but also have a depth that would incite thought.

  2. For the record, if you wrote about how the twins found your pocket pussy or your trunk junk I would think you were a complete Pervy Perveson and totally irresponsible with your fornication accouterments, but I would STILL read it and laugh my ass off. <3

  3. A Pocket Pussy is nothing. Imagine what would happen if men would start writing freely about their dildos and vibrators, or how they gave their wives a strap-on last year for Christmas. Your sexual expression is being kept under lock in a ghetto of silence. Don’t take this shit, it’s not fair! I will always be delighted to read about your PP, nipple clamps or whatever is your thing.
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